Podcast Episodes

Get to know our seriouser side, even though that's not a word. Weens commutes home through LA while Mouse deals with mom guilt and effing up her kids. We wonder if our life paths were set as kids – baby Weens as a creative writer, and baby Mouse...

Sometimes you just have to go there. We discuss poop and parenting wiping methods, and get into a bit of anatomy. We ask the hard-hitting questions. Do women have taints? Is there hair on a taint? What is your wiping technique? Do you have...

Birthday parties, the work-life balance, and Weens having kids. Find out what boobs and Young Frankenstein have in common, and hear the sisters' epic snowboarding and shark stories. Fear talk, self-analysis, and a nice list of self-help books...

We discuss parenting fears with kids and sports, video games and the internet. Weens tells her babysitting, phone sex, and car accident stories. John Philip Sousa scoots by with his French horn on a skateboard. Why do girls need guys approval...

Mouse talks sock poops, living in the bubble, and other podcasts. Weens dishes on past Trump run-in, news, and relationship ghosting versus closure. The sisters talk through their dad's death, dreams, visitations, mediums, and near-death...

Enjoy the new intro. We talk attack swans, skaters, feminism, BMs, dogs, Chris Elliott, Fred Armisen, mom and dad bods, Gordon Jump and Dudley talk, and married sex. Weens has a new boy courting her and we read his texts to interpret mixed...

Weens is on the job and in a mood. We talk about modeling, stripping uncles in G-strings, get some closure on Weens' dude, hear secret car habits, and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people. Learn about Mouse's love life and wrap...

Tonsil scrotes, panic attacks, LA life, Adam Sandler, Jesus, Weens dude update, Europe trip, Wisconsin love, David Bowie concert, Sting, tour bus, Bag of Shame, Last Man on Earth, kids gardens, nutrition, eating disorders, vegan vs meat, Germany,...

Mouse gets saucy, Weens describes celebrity meetings on set, James Franco talk, merkin mouse, stripteasing gone wrong. The sisters recall New York trip to Conan O'Brien show with George Wendt, Limp Bizkit, and Kid Rock. Add in Lucky Chang's drag show,...

Weens confesses to stealing Mouse's stuff. We discuss odd celebrity crushes, stalking 90's celebrities, life dreams, foot anti fetishes, armpit disgust, pheromones, camel toes, moose knuckles, the real definition of a barker, David Bowie and his...

We talk about the documentary Jim & Andy, hear Weens read some highbrow poetry from her suitor, and talk about Mouse's poops and lost hamsters.

Christmas lights up too long? Questions about ancestry? High school life and close-calls? We’ve got you covered.

It's time for girls to take back their bowels, loud and proud! Hear about Mouse's embarrassing gas, Weens art of cropdusting, and judgy moms. We recall some passive aggressive stories, sprinkle in some horoscope talk, then delve right into the...

Meet Mouse in suburbia and Weens in Hollywood. Hear stories about balls on ice, Don Johnson, The Cure, Laura Ingalls Wilder, John Denver, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. We interview our mom and hear how Weens got her name, plus hear about Mouse's...