Episodes

E17 - Korean Day Spa

May 7, 2018

An uncomfortably close coffee shop hangout turns into a discussion about kids hobbies, a sisterly confrontation about why we didnt get along in middle school or high school, and brief thoughts on psychic connections. Then we delve into spa...

E16 – Are Millennials Into Cougars or Just Open Minded?

April 27, 2018

This is a fun one, digging in to Weens dating life and pondering the May-December romance phenomenon she keeps seeing as we hear clips of Tyrese, a young PA who asked her out. In between, we share nude beach stories, discuss female anatomy, and...

E15 – Garry Shandling

April 19, 2018

We interview our mom about her personal Garry Shandling story after we watched the Judd Apatow documentary "The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling". The story leads to our dads history as a football player who went from the University of Arizona to...

E14 – Deep Thoughts

April 1, 2018

Get to know our seriouser side, even though that's not a word. Weens commutes home through LA while Mouse deals with mom guilt and effing up her kids. We wonder if our life paths were set as kids – baby Weens as a creative writer, and baby Mouse...

E13 - Finds Her Anus!

March 18, 2018

Sometimes you just have to go there. We discuss poop and parenting wiping methods, and get into a bit of anatomy. We ask the hard-hitting questions. Do women have taints? Is there hair on a taint? What is your wiping technique? Do you have...

E12 - Fluffy Humps

March 1, 2018

Birthday parties, the work-life balance, and Weens having kids. Find out what boobs and Young Frankenstein have in common, and hear the sisters' epic snowboarding and shark stories. Fear talk, self-analysis, and a nice list of self-help books...

E11 - Parenting Fears, Phone Sex, Car Accidents, and Wrap Parties

Feb. 24, 2018

We discuss parenting fears with kids and sports, video games and the internet. Weens tells her babysitting, phone sex, and car accident stories. John Philip Sousa scoots by with his French horn on a skateboard. Why do girls need guys approval...

E10 - Weens on the Move, Mouse in the House

Feb. 19, 2018

Mouse talks sock poops, living in the bubble, and other podcasts. Weens dishes on past Trump run-in, news, and relationship ghosting versus closure. The sisters talk through their dad's death, dreams, visitations, mediums, and near-death...

E9 – Weens Goes a Courting

Jan. 31, 2018

Enjoy the new intro. We talk attack swans, skaters, feminism, BMs, dogs, Chris Elliott, Fred Armisen, mom and dad bods, Gordon Jump and Dudley talk, and married sex. Weens has a new boy courting her and we read his texts to interpret mixed...

E8 - Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits

Jan. 31, 2018

Weens is on the job and in a mood. We talk about modeling, stripping uncles in G-strings, get some closure on Weens' dude, hear secret car habits, and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people. Learn about Mouse's love life and wrap...

E7 - Tonsils or panic attacks, Adam Sandler, Weens dude update, Europe trip, school gardens

Jan. 24, 2018

Tonsil scrotes, panic attacks, LA life, Adam Sandler, Jesus, Weens dude update, Europe trip, Wisconsin love, David Bowie concert, Sting, tour bus, Bag of Shame, Last Man on Earth, kids gardens, nutrition, eating disorders, vegan vs meat, Germany,...

E6 - Drunk mouse, celebrity meetings, James Franco, Aziz Ansari, #MeToo, Flasher

Jan. 24, 2018

Mouse gets saucy, Weens describes celebrity meetings on set, James Franco talk, merkin mouse, stripteasing gone wrong. The sisters recall New York trip to Conan O'Brien show with George Wendt, Limp Bizkit, and Kid Rock. Add in Lucky Chang's drag show,...

E5 - Celebrity stalking, defining Barker, foot pit hate

Jan. 23, 2018

Weens confesses to stealing Mouse's stuff. We discuss odd celebrity crushes, stalking 90's celebrities, life dreams, foot anti fetishes, armpit disgust, pheromones, camel toes, moose knuckles, the real definition of a barker, David Bowie and his...

E4 - Stuck burps, hot tub mishaps, Weens' flamenco lover, Don Johnson's toilet, and all the Bob Barkers

Jan. 10, 2018

We talk about the documentary Jim & Andy, hear Weens read some highbrow poetry from her suitor, and talk about Mouse's poops and lost hamsters.

E3 - Family secrets, Weens' guy and the brain-heart-dink connection, high school pranks

Jan. 9, 2018

Christmas lights up too long? Questions about ancestry? High school life and close-calls? We’ve got you covered.

E2 - Cropdusting, horoscopes, and grandparents' boobs

Jan. 4, 2018

It's time for girls to take back their bowels, loud and proud! Hear about Mouse's embarrassing gas, Weens art of cropdusting, and judgy moms. We recall some passive aggressive stories, sprinkle in some horoscope talk, then delve right into the...

E1 - Meet Us

Dec. 25, 2017

Meet Mouse in suburbia and Weens in Hollywood. Hear stories about balls on ice, Don Johnson, The Cure, Laura Ingalls Wilder, John Denver, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers. We interview our mom and hear how Weens got her name, plus hear about Mouse's...